The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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