Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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