Someone shit on the floor
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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