Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
A bitchslap is in order.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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