One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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