No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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