Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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