I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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