Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I look better un-naked...
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Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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