yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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