I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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