she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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