New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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