Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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