And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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