No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
