Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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