school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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