We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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