guys are not supposed to queef...right?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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