Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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