Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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