He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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