SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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