he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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