If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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