so let's talk penis.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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