its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I could fuck to npr.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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