omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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