True but thats because hes a fetus.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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