I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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