Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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