People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
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Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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