It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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