dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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