question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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