My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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