dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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