its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? 😭😭
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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