So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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