OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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