We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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