It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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