do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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