lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
third nipple confirmed
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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