I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
