I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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