It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
operation have a gay friend backfired
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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