The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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