So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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