So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Farmville is her only friend.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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