We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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