I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize
