Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize