they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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