Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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