Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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