Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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