I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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