So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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