would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
